#hey remember that time the mother confessor #the dark ferocious embodiment of matriarchal purity and truth and transcendent justice #pretended to be a mord-sith #and we all wept tears of joy #this show was the most magnificent #high fantasy high camp low budget #[terry goodkind’s books are imaginative but awful #high fantasy to the tune of grimdark but with none of grrm’s brutal satire & self-awareness #so there’s torture and sexual torture and rape and mutilation and incest #all executed with this faint sneering glee that just makes your skin shake itself off & go walk down a corridor to get away] #there’s residue of that in the show but mostly the showrunners just chose to adapt the pulp camp fantasy parts #& diffuse the foul madonna/whore dichotomy that’s every-fucking-where in the novels #so it’s just half-naked men being bossed around by women in tight red leather #and it’s the most glorious the most ridiculous the most fun #[ideal series would just be richard stood off at the edge of the frame with his shirt off as usual #while kahlan & cara smoulder lovingly at each other & probably have fantastic sex] #legend of the seeker #[also starring evil haldir; senator albinius from spartacus; captain typho from star wars #and the mouth of sauron as richard’s lovable wizard grandfather] (via elucipher)
oh thank you so much TvT you made me feel good, really
ok, fuck it - this is a repost. I’m getting tired of it. original is here. what the point of doing these if there’s no respect for ownership?
I think my yaoi-fangirl is showing… also, i love how glowy Fenris’ tattoos are in this.
Anon gave me the best fucking idea ever!11! and I won’t be able to get the tablet ‘till late in the evening
fail!gif inspired by this post
[ stiles doing the fancy mountain ash throw and ending up covered in it ]
im so sorry
cannot not reblog. ♥
Wait but I would really like this in the show. Tense action, dramatic music and camera angles. The audience is at the edge of their seat, punching their friends next to them like “OMG this is it we get a magical Stiles!”
And then he just starts coughing, like “Shit! Scott, Scott I fucked up. Wait just let me — just GIVE ME A MINUTE!” *coughhackcough* “Okay.”
But wait — then he fucking punches the ground or something shit and the sprinkled ash just pushes outwards and forms a fucking circle around him.
omg ok i fail but oh do i try
oh thank you so much!