biowarefangirl:

People say he moves like an angel of death, carrying fury on his wings.

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

malikal-salsa:

This is actually cropped because I hated the anatomy //desu craiDoodle I did during the hurricane at school which colours were edited when back home because laptop’ screen projects colours very dull and makes it much worse because I did it on SAI. FUck.
Featuring the lovely mrasayf for making StupidHair!Altair’s AU name canon. vuv 

StupidHair!Altair! 

malikal-salsa:

This is actually cropped because I hated the anatomy //desu crai
Doodle I did during the hurricane at school which colours were edited when back home because laptop’ screen projects colours very dull and makes it much worse because I did it on SAI. FUck.

Featuring the lovely mrasayf for making StupidHair!Altair’s AU name canon. vuv 

StupidHair!Altair! 

the-king-of-novices:

I’m very expressly sorry for my last post, I know it’s my blog to post what I wish, but I try to keep it in good vibes and I don’t want to bombard anyone with personal problems, everyone’s got their own to deal with. Apologies.

it’s OK, honey

kuroganekaze:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Same here.

kuroganekaze:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Same here.

bewareofchris:

AltMal | R | Graphic Descriptions of Violence, Sexual Content 

Malik is an eagle that finds himself falling in love with a human. It seems like a stupid and hopeless situation until he finds a Djinn that makes a bet with him. The Djinn will turn him human and If he can get Altair to fall in love with him in a week then he can stay human and have one wish but if he can’t then he has to serve the Djinn for the rest of his life.

It should have been an easy bet.